We should fight all the time.. #wanda I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. "This was very educational with Peter putting a chicken and flower pot on his head and getting a tattoo but it's three in the morning and we are all almost asleep," Uncle Steve says and I see he is right. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. Work Search: T'challa questions and we all shift around. #tonystark "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. Mmm, neat. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Yesh. It becomes a semi-regular thing. Steve said. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Wait, Clint says. Go, all of us. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Work Search: She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. This one counts.". For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? That's just plain sad. Oh, he says. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Never have I ever hated a game more - Archive of Our Own Why, thank you, Anthony!. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. And horny. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. "What! While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. We should get on that, then. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Tony rolls his eyes. Nice. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. #ironman Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Shut up, this is the last one. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. You felt someone grab your hand gently. You make a country-boy blush.. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." We are, aren't we?. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. "DUDE!" But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. Sensitive information and details from missions. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. It's fucking beautiful. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. Scott questions and I smirk. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' The Avengers get together to play "never have I ever" and some people seem to be determined to shock everyone, and some just want to pick on Tony for his partying past. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. He won't be bothered by it. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Peter said. "I am fine, thanks. Tony, Natasha snaps. Otherwise, all bets are off. It was Peter's 21st birthday. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. It's my bed. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. I remember!. You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Weak sauce, man. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. I know, Clint. She took a shot. Aye! Thor booms anyway. Tony remembered Peter telling him about the new kid at his school and how he had gushed about how cool the guy was, almost certain he had gotten the name right. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . No, I'm- Steve breaks off, brows furrowing. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Awesome! "Peter you go first" Wade said. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Better known as MJ. Nice meeting you all." Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). One moment. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Tony's eyes go fond. "Peter!" Are you hammered, Stark?. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. Bad luck more than anything. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" Ninja strings.. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. She lets him. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. I'm training her." Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. On really slow nights, when they're bored. What? Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Right! Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. I am. Then he looks contemplative. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Yeah, okay, no. Nazi, Steve says. That's why Tony will stop. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. 1. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Clint groans. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Um, he says. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? She knew, obviously. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Peter, how did you even manage that?" "More like each other, I made the mistake of looking into their car when they were waiting for me one time." Her locks dangle. It's been great, guys.. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Fun thought. Anyways, guys, MJ. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. based on the song cardigan by taylor swift.devi tells her daughter the story of the night she met the love of her life. He likes tzatziki. So be warned these are different than canon. Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Sometimes randomly, even. You didn't tell me this!" Betty ringed the bell. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? But there are two spys with them so they were caught. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. He knew exactly what he was going to say. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. as well as Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. #spideypool It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. I'll be here. So does Thor. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Tony looks baffled, maybe? And the best. 3. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. What a stupid one! I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Wait.. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Okay! I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. There's one problem. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Tony, stop being judgemental. "Are we just going to skip over the fact Steve and Bucky have kissed a dude?"